Rage Against the Pop

Awww, someone hurt popstardom’s feelings.
Feel the burn, Simon.
But don’t despair! Must be about time to start up the Boy Band Machine again. And if you hurry you can still use Michael Jackson’s tragic death as a marketing tie-in, you worthless piece of… self-awareness.
“I think he knows how to articulate something that people are entertained by and still be true to the message he’s trying to send, … very aware of himself.”
~ Simon Cowell
“If you’ve got a big mouth and you’re controversial, you’re going to get attention.”
~ Simon Cowell
“The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.”
~ Simon Cowell
Fanboy squeeeeeal. Words you can believe in.