I love this collection of new Diebold posters.
I am so proud to be an American. So thrilled that market reform has finally occurred in our elections. There was all that wasted time and energy counting votes. Now more than ever we need an automated computer system to do it for us. Alleviate us. Privatization wins. Because when the corporations win, we all lose. And, just like Raymond, everyone loves a loser.
Lock up the vote. Throw away the key. Or is that lock up the voter? Throw away the law.
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