Did you here the one about the young man who drank Sam Adams?
Wait, wait. In this case the young man was a minor and Sam Adams was Mayor of Portland, Oregon. Better yet, the young man is named Beau Breedlove.
You just can’t make this crap up.
Check out this Mayoral loser. When caught he lied about it and now is sorry that he lied since it was revealed he made out with the boy in a public restroom… presumedly with Senator Widestance Craig in the next stall and Pagemaster Mark Foley watching the door. Maybe Reverend Ted Haggard could pray for some Breedlove forgiveness. In a motel room.
This is what you might call a local scandal growing larger. The Mayor says he is probably not going to resign, though many are urging him to do so.
You think? Maybe? People are dvided over whether he should stay or he should go-go. Aww, say it ain’t so, Sam. Play it again, Sam. For the children. Wait, this is pun. Nah, too easy.
You couldn’t make up such cheezy porn names in a Rod Schlong, Agent 0069, spoof and get away with it. Life is just too werid somedays.
There is an old Washington adage about little boys and dead girls, or something to that effect, which this politician needs to learn. What a fucking loser.
It may not help the economy, but at least the commentary blog is sparking. Keep ‘em distracted.