My Synopsis of Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ Blade Runner

Learning that Blade Runner is being remade/prequeled like bunch of apes, I thought I should explain.

In this prequel, after graduating from Hogwarts Ape Academy, the sentient Brinneo-chim leader Caesar kills all the humans, but is stopped at the last moment by Dr. Soong’s android Data, who was crying in the rain with Indiana Jones for losing the thermonuclear crystal skull of the Statue of Liberty while playing volleyball on a beach with Nevil Shute — in what turns out to be heroin trip by Hunter S. Thompson.

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