Rick Perry is not a cowboy, but rather a cowpatty.
And wearing boots does not a badass cowboy make. Nor being from Texas. Nor saying “Don’t mess with texas.” We learned that lesson quite well with Dubya.
Rick Perry on the cover of Newsweek.
Rick Perry when at Texas A&M, a weird blend of frat house jackass (Neidemeyer as some have said) and Hitler Youth.
